Fingers in assholes

Halfway- finger poppin that asshole

Halfway- finger poppin that asshole15 Jun. 2015
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Chris Holcomb

Y'all funny as hell and cute to man hold up

All Kids Are Assholes | Josh Wolf

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Sarah Scholz

And your an asshole

‏‏‎

?and I am an aassholeee?

Joe Groves

Love you Josh! That song was dead on EVERY PERSONS KID I KNOW!!!!!! Parent included! I love kids my partner and I don’t have any but eventually will have; however, plenty of nieces, nephews and greats. I’ve waited forever for a song that tells it all!

•PINEAPPLE HEAD•

THIS IS 100% CORRECT
As a kid I can tell you that!

Excelubur11

The song sucks

Divi

still waiting for it to release on spotify

Whale Person

1

Brent Damone

Shuts funny as hell

sarah

Can I get this on spotify?

MARKO W.

My worst fear is having goddamn kids

Cazmo ken

Kids are the biggest mistake one can have in his life.

grim the gost

Has had nieces and nephews all my life. Now has a total of 10 and three grad nieces. Only 16. This song is my prayers, also don't ask its complicated.

Çağın Özşahin

I need a tab for this

Willow's Gacha

i guess im an ASSHOLE
:,,,,)

Max Palmer

? ?

Deanna Liebman

I'm not a parent (thank god) but I can emotionally relate to each one of your jokes

Chocho333 Dc

Teacher :so Jimmy whats your dads job
Jimmy:ummm

Mr. Pigeon

Well he ain’t wrong.

Maddie629

Lmao correction, my moms an asshole and she likes acting like a teen so I have to raise my 4 year old brother

Kerrigan Elizabeth Reno

???

Nicole Tardieu

Dries my tears of laughter with my disposable income. Kidfree! ?

PRat hEre

Me as a parent?

Casey

This is absolutely awesome! I love it. How correct this is! I'm positive I was an asshole Child too!

Patrick Stowell

268 people named their asshole Amethyst

Amythyst Hughes

I feel personally attacked

Grim_Reaper

I'm in school and I know he's still right. ?

Mihaela

Yep.All my friends.

Polski !

Me: I want to grow up already-

Kstopjenna

Fucking great, when I have a kid- this shall be their lullaby ?

mr. no life

Oh. I'M AN ASSHOLE YEAH I FUCKING KNEW IT! FUCK THOSE MOTIVATIONAL VIDEOS HELL YEAH

Addison Marks

I was an asshole

Autumn

When I'm 14 and watching this

Allison Chambers

All the dislikes are from kids lol.

Chris RJ

All Kids Are Assholes because they keep going to videos on YouTube where they're not supposed to, and now we have the threat of COPPA.

bronc haris

Hello new ringtone

Lorenzo Z.

i have this song as my son's ring tone

Ford Flex2020

Not all kids are assholes

Mr. Sweet

True True

No

Do you remember when you could fuck in the kitchen.
Just send the fuckers to school or some shit

Whale Person

666th comment

Skippy Dinglechalk

put this on SoundCloud PLEASE!!!

Respected Slayer

I don't have kids but this is true. I especially hate toddlers

Squiggy Wigginz

So fucking true. That's why so many parents kill their children and blame it on other things...like, "He must have fallen down the stairs". "Crib Death" and "He choked on a chicken bone" (when it was really a fist!) lol

We like fortnite we like fortnite Moustache

So u telling me i could have an extra 500 000k in the will if my brother weren’t alive ??

IGuessI'mSortaBasic Yeah

Whatched this like 8 times in a row

J Gin

It sucks really bad

Bonnie Hundley

Take them home with you. Goodbye. I hate your damn kids.

JB Studios

I'm gonna show my mom this and see what she says

Bailey Green

And I’m a asshole....

aynslee rose

Josh's brain cells while Josh was writing this song: "how many times do you want to say a**holes in this song?"
Josh: yes

MeatBagFrank

bruh i can't with "seed"

Syd The Science Kid

My mom sent me this

Marco Conde

1:12 typo

the tea queen xDD

i agree that i am an fucking asshole xD

TheShadyLady !

The dislikes here are the parents of Amethyst & Sprout. And all of their extended family cuz they go overboard with the support. This makes Amethyst & Sprout think they are much more important than they actually are... making them the biggest assholes of all. ??

The Mega Otaku and Koreaboo

Yes. They are.

Kat Me

That’s why I only have one. You know you’re in trouble when you’re outnumbered

Ana Landry

Can I get the chords please :)

ToastedEmo

ahhh my cheeks hurt from laughing xD

Whale Person

2

d m

Happy youtube I watched it

Raven Nyx

Didn't know I was an asshole glad someone told me ?

Kimani Grere

My best friend had showed me Josh and now... I can't stay away.
I normally don't look at comedy, but he's worth.

Ray_The_Sniper

I would buy this on itunes or google play

CraziestBoyEver

Well that’s not very nice

Alex 300

I’m gonna 16 and I approve this message

_.mor1posa

Wow best song

YOUTUBE CHANNEL ON HIATUS

Huh, I guess the whole world were buttholes at one point.

Whale Person

Cc

Ryan Petner

Yo I’m 14 and I can say- kinda. I try not to be an asshole but

Abhinav Sharma

Dad I want to be

Sbolex666

Kids are assholes

Rebecca Currier

Truth!!! Preach it!’ They are such assholes!!!

The_weird_world 97

0:16

ryan white

this is the most outrageous song like ever

Cola

This should be on spotify

LuchTV

I’m a kid your a asshole

Ronzhouse

Great vid 2 discover on Father's Day...???

Whale Person

.

Sahil Khan

Oh my god
Someone understand me man thank you
Especially for mentioning that amethyst asshole

Jeremy Nothing

Taylor makes beautiful guitars.

Whale Person

3

Spencer Brown

Can I get the chords?

12inchpringlescan

Can i add this on Spotify??

-soft cloud

im not a parent, but i 110% agree

The first ever Onesaltiboi

Thanks for making chords so easy to play now I can sing this to my friends moms

Kate B

This reminded me of Bo Burnham ?

sav Landell

Josh you always make my day man!! Love you dude ! ? sending you positive vibes bro!

Sethan THe weirdo

Yup

Jaron Mcclure

Lol

ZippedGerm3 Kell of Kells

As a teenager, he is right.

Stephenie Allen

To all my 6 kids

F.B.Eye

Josh wolf ain’t the first person to call me a asshole??

Walter Hoffman

Anyone got the guitar tabs for this ??

Whale Person

5

Georgia Baird

This is the best song ever

nevaeh's zside the little Joker sisters. Z

I bet kids are watching this and I'm a kid watching this I'm only seven

Yeetius

As a kid I can confirm

asha stevenson

haha

Cat Claws

100% Correct sir!!

Volbeat - Still Counting

Volbeat - Still Counting19 Sep. 2011
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Counting all the assholes

Counting all the assholes in the room

Well I´m definitely not alone, well I´m not alone

You´re a liar, you´re a cheater, you´re fool

Well that´s just like me yoohoo and I know you too

Mr. Perfect don´t exist my little friend

And I tell you it again, and I do it again

Counting all the assholes in the room, Well I´m

definitely not alone, well I´m not alone

Look deep into yourself before you blame all others

for betrayal, for betrayal

I promise, so easy to say, and easy you failed,

and you do it again

Well the music seems do cover

And all the liquid do the colours

Well I turn my back and

go for all the better things in order

Well maybe you think your lie is safe

But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter

Your charm do not evens the pain

it feeds me with rage, and you do it again

Well the music seems do cover

And all the liquid do the colours

Well I turn my back and

go for all the better things in order

Well the music seems do cover

And all the liquid do the colours

Well I turn my back and

go for all the better things in order

And a gangster keeps on telling

That he got a song that matters

So I flip a coin towards him

Thank you very much for listening

Comments (100)
OooZie T.J.

Angels on the sideline per usual

Julian Martinez

Rock and roll

Magic Den

If you’re still here in 2021, you have a good music taste

MetroLance

back when songs where +3 minutes long

Wolf Man

I play this at family gatherings lol.

OooZie T.J.

gWHY Tanya over Nancy seems ill advised

Kevin Koch

Aaaaand still counting ??

ogladacz r.t.

Fresh off binge-watching "The Boys" (awesome, but some things could've been done less obviously) Billy Butcher immediately made me think of those words

Daphne Jordan

When me and my little sister find out her boyfriend is cheating.

Deegan Graham

The first line is me at school.

Joe Freiburg

Nur geil!

Ethan Montgomery

when ur parents ground you: well theres 2 more a**holes in the room now.

B Kelly

These comments are awesome

Phantom Echelon

0:50 When a song goes from guitar pop to thrash metal in the blink of an eye...

ouda 379

Buaaa flipas

Patrick Turner

Forging all these ballots in the room,
well I'm definitely not alone, I'm not alone
we're liars, we're cheaters, we're fools

Ив Ан

Коммент из России?

Clayton Gundert

"You're a liar you're a cheater you're a fool! Well that's just like me ooh oooooooooooh!"

Exodan

The 7.5k dislikes were all the assholes in the room.

sad noodles

Am I the only one who learned this song bc of my mom?????

Luuk Tuitman

2:03

Weird Dude

Guys help I’m still counting

Malachi LawLess

Counting all the Assholes in. Room. I'm definitely not alone!.

Purple dragon

Okay so I was looking for another song originally but stumbling upon this song I already like it. It’s got a good beat sounds like a song you would listen to train for something baddass or is that just me?

Enzore

still counting this time videos

Eric Mann

I love this song, and my neighbors will learn to love it as well. TURN IT UP!

Solar Silencer

I love how the first line is "counting all the assholes in the room"
and the title implies that there are many assholes that have yet to be accounted for

Jessica Schmid

Counting all the assholes in the room
Well I'm definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
You're a liar, you're a cheater, you're fool
Well that's just like me yoohoo and I know you too
Mr. Perfect don't exist my little friend
And I tell you it again, and I do it again
Counting all the assholes in the room, Well I'm
Definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
Look deep into yourself before you blame all others
For betrayal, for betrayal
I promise, so easy to say, and easy you failed,
And you do it again
Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colors
Well I turn my back and
Go for all the better things in order
Well maybe you think your lie is safe
But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter
Your charm do not evens the pain
It feeds me with rage, and you do it again
Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colors
Well I turn my back and
Go for all the better things in order
Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
Go for all the better things in order
And a gangster keeps on telling
That he got a song that matters
So I flip a coin towards him
Thank you very much for listening

Beverly Davison

?

Krystal Woody

"Counting all the ass holes in the room well I'm diffently not alone"

Саня Полунеєв

Я один заметил что эта песня похожа на песню Avenged Sevenfold-St.James,плагиат или кавер?

Gabriel Avila

GK???????️?️?????????????????

Asdayasman アズデイ

Wait did this man straight up name himself after a Pokémon lmao ok

KGJRoloff

So did everyone's dad have a phase where this song was all they listened to or just me man?

Anonymousdev1l

who else listened to this many years before fucking 2020 politics?

Ceren

I have a strong urge to play the beginning of this song the next time I go to school

Stijn Donze

Best way to dry my hair ?

02 CRAZY

People call this a dad song yet my uncle showed this to me

David Playz Gamez

better in 1.25 speed

Røbløx Chıll

Love it got MP's wrist band last year :) ?

Matthew Miramontes

Who else watching this in 2020 October?

Goats are awesome

Im on my Way Home from Valby, but i cant keep u guys outta my head, best danish band ever!!

Dragon Puncher

Sitting in meetings with the bosses of the different departments in my company, the first two lines of this song always come to mind...

rudy102!

kto od Roja ? :D

Vicky

What a jam ty Harri Haffi for the suggestion?. A channel worth checking out https://youtu.be/DRfmtSPvFno

A.M The Wolfkid

I remember when this was my older brother's ringtone.

Trackside Tyson

thanks for the upload

Mash

When you used to connect to a cs source server back in the day.

Linda Luallen

1:28 a puppy trail?

Löwen Gaming

Volbeat ????

Gabriel Avila

Gk❤️????????️??????????⛳?⚗️????️?️?️??❤️???????⛱️?️?️?

Yup gaming

had this on my ipod shuffle??

anitra dudley

kid cudi playboi carti

Patrick Lange

Election 2020 theme

Lauri Klettenberg

Childhood coming back. Used to listen this every day with dad

Gabriel Avila

GCPJRN

Pepijn Boogert

Dit is zo goed
Love you

Be Logical

Look deep into yourself before you blame all others for betrayal. "I promise" so easy to say and easy you fail.

Cody

I think it funny this has more views then actual volbeat upload

All Nighter Heider

Quite Frankly pod cast brought me here.

Hockey Pro 576

All the assholes in the room are the people who disliked this video

KRAZY KOWBOY

TO ALL MY HATERS +×÷=%/\*€£ OFF

Clayton Gundert

Me and my dad love this.It's the best there ever will be

Margie Corzantes

Fuck yes ????

Google employees Are The Gestapo

My work theme song

Van Mustacheo

F*** you

Onni H

Nevadas theme right now

Patrick Turner

Election 2020 brought me here.

Danita AvaloneDemas

Love this song! Wish they had more great songs like this! Not my typical band type but this song is one of my favorites of all time

Zack Doran

This is literally mine and my other line cook's theme song at work ?

MACIEK

When I'm listening this... Fuck it, Postal 2

Jess Salazar

First song I heard from them and I instantly liked em

robert pope

I scream at the ZA

laszlo ida

smelly belly tv

Lucas Allakariallak

Description "You're A fool"................ you forgot the "a"

Comunist Solider

Killing band. My fav band scince 2019

kyle the ninja

Damn this song was living rent free in my head for a long time had no clue who sang it or even the names all I knew was the melody and for some reason I couldn't make out any of the lyrics for this song thank goodness I finally figured out some lyrics so now I have it in my playlist of music

Guy Brunette

Wow first Time i hear you are unnelivable thank you

TheGaminator

Wahrscheinlich einer der coolsten Mucken die es gibt. Daumen hier runter? Unbegreiflich.

Robbie LifeLess

Real Viking Rock

Kokos

pogchamp

Kristin McCoy

2021

SkelletonBT

well first song i could hear without a vpn when denmark got back the google agreement stuff

James Ray

Yup

Matt Monteith

I understand this song
Sounds like a p metallic

Brice Norris

This is one of my mom's jams, that and whiskey in the jar.

MumZilla M

This song speaks to me on an emotional level

Gauge Gunner

Mnmnonin
O9

Raven Evans

Love this song! :) Awesome!!

Pipe46

1:03 It's just me or the rhythm in that guitar sounds kinda similar to Master of Puppets but in a different tone?

RaxuRangerking

Who else is listening to this while Election results pour in?

Jack Slagle

Almost 40 and I just herd this.Get some!

Jason Helring

Dat guitar rip in the beginning is so good!

Thosecursedeyes

Election's already over and Nevada be all

pezevenk cowboy

türkler ????

loch ness legos

I dad didnt know this band but this was the first song from them thar my mom showed him and he was immediately hooked

Wesley Kiehn

Fucking amazing song! love Volbeat!

Emily G

Still here in 2021. Will this song ever get old? No. Change my mind.

trumps trigger finger

votes still being counted

The_Legend 27

DRACHENLORD 1510