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Take a hot milk bath with Christine. You deserve it. "How do you relax?" Go to actsofloveandsex.com to find out.
i bet ur skin is so soft
Donte? Lol must be black!
This week Funny Girl Sex Guide tackles 5 underrated sex acts. Watch to learn what you should be doing in the bedroom!
1. Fingering: Let's face it — many dudes have not improved their fingering technique since the day they first slipped an index finger in their 10th grade girlfriend's vagina. Many of us, if we even finger at all, treat it as a quick little precursor to actual penetration. Seriously, sometimes I feel like dudes slip a finger or two in like a mom checking a baby's diaper to see if it's wet — not to give pleasure, but to check to make sure everything's good to go down there. But guys, you have 10 of them and they are far more dextrous than the dick hanging between your legs. And as I recently rediscovered, your fingers can hit spots your junk can't, not to mention simultaneously. Many women have an easier time getting off with both clitoral and vaginal stimulation, so give those two hands a chance!
2. Dry Humping: My friend calls dry humping "soft third," a clean version of third base with no nudity or bodily fluids exchanged. Like fingering, there's something sort of teenage about dry humping, but I actually think the chaste-ness of it is what makes it especially hot and worthy of being part of your repertoire. Keeping your clothes on while grinding against each other, furiously making out and whispering all the dirty things you want to do, but aren't going to, at least not yet, until you just can't take it anymore? YES PLEASE.
3. Mutual Masturbation: Could anything sound less sexy? Mutual masturbation has a branding problem, but as a sex act, it's fantastic. Personally, I find watching a guy jerk off really, really hot, especially if he's jerking off to me jerking off, the two of us coexisting in this jerk off wormhole where exhibitionists become voyeurs and vice versa. I used to be really shy about touching myself in front of someone, as there's something incredibly intimate about it, but when I finally gave it a shot and looked into my partner's face and saw the look of pure horny wonderment in his eyes, I was like, "OH, I GOT THIS." Been a fan ever since. Bonus — men and women could learn a thing or two about how to give pleasure by paying attention to how their partner pleasures themselves.
4.The Quickie: Give it up for the two-pump chump! Jussssst kidding. Dump that guy. The quickie I'm talking about is the wham, bam, thank you ma'am sex that you have because you're in a rush but can't resist the urge to fuck. Sometimes there are other external factors that make the quickie even hotter, like you're at your girlfriend's parents house and you're squeezing in a quick hump session while they're outside watering the lawn. Or you're about to appear on live TV and can only sneak away to the green room to fuck the producer in between segments. That feeling of desperation, of wanting it to last but knowing you have to hurry it up, combined with the threat of getting caught? So. Hot.
5. Using Lube: Even when the juices are flowing, there ain't no shame in adding a little extra slip to that slide. Wetter is better for everyone involved.
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love this!!!!!!!!!!!! theses are a few of my favorite things!!!
It's really sad that people just have to fuck in their parents house....wait till home would ya????I do not agree with this "quickie" method,because there are times when you just aren't supposed to have sex.
YAll need Jesus
What are they actually watching on the laptop, in one shot of the scene prior to ted leaving it looks like Chandler from Friends !!!
Sex in a snowsuit doesn't sound that bad actually
I'm personally a fan of The Rick Moranis.
I tried The Reverse Rick Moranis, but I threw out my back when the moose shifted the wrong way.
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miniurl.es/quickfucklove18 ⏪Yes!!! CG
Those Newfies are outta control??